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Dear Tech  Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and  noticed
a distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in  the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under  Boyfriend

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable  programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then  installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA  3.6.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply  crashes the system. 
I've tried  running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can
I  do?


Dear  Desperate:

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment  Package,
while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the  command:
"C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2, which  should
automatically install Guilt 3.0.

If that application works as  designed,
Husband 1.0  should then automatically run the applications
Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

Remember,  though, that overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to  default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or
Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a  very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly

Whatever you do: DO  NOT install Mother-in- Law 1.0 or reinstall
another Boyfriend program. These  are not supported applications and
will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, 

Husband 1.0 is a great program,
but it does have limited memory and cannot  learn new applications

You might consider buying additional  software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Food  3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

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