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SentFrom.Us/RecordKill
World Record
Was reported this monster was living in a hollow silo on an abandon farm. The attached barn was full of nuts, corn, bird feeders, dumpster garbage, and even a few squirrelly porno magazines. This guy just had to shake a big oak tree to get the acorns. The locals now know who emptied their corn cribs last fall. His tracks were seen last winter, but locals thought it was a deranged barefoot redneck passing through the area. If you encounter one like this, don't call authorities, because their guns are not big enough, call the Armed Forces! |
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