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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
  ~Henry Cate, VII

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
  ~Aesop

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
  ~Will Rogers

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
  ~Plato

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
  ~Nikita Khrushchev

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
  ~Clarence Darrow

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.
  ~Author Unknown

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
  ~Jay Leno

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
  ~John Quinton

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
  ~Oscar Ameringer

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
  ~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
  ~Texas Guinan

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so.
  ~Gore Vidal

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
  ~Charles de Gaulle

Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
  ~Ronald Reagan

Politics: [Poly "many" + tics "blood-sucking parasites"]
  ~Larry Hardiman

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
  ~Doug Larson

Don't vote, it only encourages them.
  ~Author Unknown

There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on senators.
  ~Will Rogers

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