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The problem with political jokes is
they get elected.
~Henry Cate, VII
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance
speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being
governed by those who are dumber.
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even
where there is no river.
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm
beginning to believe it.
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your
opponents will do it for you.
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the
tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign
funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.
~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically,
by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so.
I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to
be left to the politicians.
~Charles de Gaulle
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to
realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
Politics: [Poly "many" + tics "blood-sucking parasites"]
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better
to change the locks.
Don't vote, it only encourages them.
There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on