Men Are Like
1.
Men are like
......
Laxatives
......
They irritate the
crap
out of you.
2.
Men are like
......
Bananas
......
The older they get,
the less firm they are.
3.
Men are like
......
Weather
......
Nothing can be done
to change them.
4.
Men are like
......
Blenders
......
You need One, but
you're not quite sure why.
5.
Men are like
......
Chocolate Bars
......
Sweet, smooth, &
they usually head right for your hips.
6.
Men are like
......
Commercials
......
You can't believe a
word they say.
7.
Men are like
......
Department Stores
......
Their clothes are
always 1/2 off.
8.
Men are like
......
Government Bonds
......
They take soooooooo
long to mature.
9.
Men are like
......
Mascara
......
They usually run at
the first sign of emotion.
10.
Men are like
......
Popcorn
......
They satisfy you,
but only for a little while.
11.
Men are like
Snowstorms
......
You never know when
they're coming, how many inches
you'll get or how
long it will last.
12.
Men are like
......
Lava Lamps
......
Fun to look at, but
not very bright.
13.
Men are like
......
Parking
Spots
......
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Now send this to all
the remarkable women you know,
as well as to any understanding good-natured,
fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!