But then there were 3 equally good
arguments that Jesus was
Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's
business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his
Mother was sure He was God.
But then there were 3 equally good
arguments that Jesus was
Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good
arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. H e started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good
arguments that Jesus was an
American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
But then there were 3 equally good
arguments that Jesus was
Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of
all - 3 things to prove
that Jesus was a WOMAN:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's
notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch
of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up
because there was work to do.
AMEN