Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who
was better on the computer.
They had been going at it for
days, and frankly God was
tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said,
"THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I
am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those
results, I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
..... They moused
..... They faxed
..... They e-mailed
..... They e-mailed with attachments
..... They downloaded
..... They did spreadsheets
..... They wrote reports
..... They created labels and cards
..... They created charts and graphs
......They did some genealogy reports
......They did every job known to man
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency,
and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and of course, the
power went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every
curse-word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their
Satan started searching frantically, screaming:
"It's gone! It's all GONE!
I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the
past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate.
"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated!
How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"
God just shrugged and said...
" JESUS SAVES