2000 To 20

Imagine this happening to you ???


One Sunday morning during church service,
a 2,000 member congregation was surprised to see
two men enter, both covered from head to toe in black
and carrying submachine guns.
One of the men shouted, "Anyone willing to take a bullet
for Christ remain where you are!"

Immediately, the choir fled, the deacons fled,
and most of the congregation fled.
Out of the 2,000, there only remained around 20.

The man who had spoken took off his hood,
looked at the preacher and said
"Okay Pastor, I got rid of all the hypocrites."
Now you may begin your service. Have a nice day!"
And the two men turned and walked out.


Too deep not to pass on? (keep reading)


Funny how simple it is for people to trash God... and then
wonder why the world's going to hell!

Funny how we believe what the newspapers say,
but question what the Bible says.
Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided
they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says.

Funny? Or is it scary?

Funny how someone can say "I believe in God"
but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes" in God).

Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail
and they spread like wildfire, but when you start
sending messages regarding the Lord,
people think twice about sharing.
"Come On Out...Don't Be Scared"

Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene
pass freely through cyberspace, but the public
discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school and work place.
Funny, isn't it? Funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on
Sunday, but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week

Are you laughing?

Funny how when you go to share this message,
you will not send it to many on your address list
because you're not sure what they believe,
or what they will think of you for sending it to them.

Funny how you can be more worried about what other people
think of you than what God thinks of you.

Are you thinking?

Will you share this with people you care about? Or not?


My instructions were to send this to people
that I wanted God to bless and I picked you.

Please share this with people that you want to bless.